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Are you sitting down? If not, you might want to, because I have some very disturbing news for you: you’re going to hell. Yes, you, you Godlesscommieterrorist-lovingfreedom-hatingtofu-eatingliberal, you.

Well, according to Ann Coulter, anyway. Her latest book, Godless (due to come out next week), aims to “expose” the startling fact that liberals hate God. Yes, all of them. And religion. And they hate Jesus, too. And cotton candy and sunshine and flowers…

Amazon.com offers the following description of Godless:

GODLESS is the most explosive book yet from #1 New York Times bestselling author Ann Coulter. In this completely original and thoroughly controversial work, Coulter writes, “Liberals love to boast that they are not ‘religious,’ which is what one would expect to hear from the state-sanctioned religion. Of course liberalism is a religion. It has its own cosmology, its own miracles, its own beliefs in the supernatural, its own churches, its own high priests, its own saints, its own total worldview, and its own explanation of the existence of the universe. In other words, liberalism contains all the attributes of what is generally known as ‘religion.’ ”

GODLESS throws open the doors of the “Church of Liberalism.”

Darn it, Ann, you caught me. And everyone knows that if Ann Coulter tells me going to hell, well then, goshdarnit, it must be true!

3 comments:

OrSkolnik said...

I think Ann's right this time. Liberalism is a religion.

Wait a second... but Ann Coulter hates liberalism! So Ann Coulter hates religion?

I'm sick and tired of these virulently anti-church conservatives. Why do you hate religion so much? Ann Coulter should be ashamed of her crusade against faith. Well, she doesn't have to be; she's headed to the ninth circle of liberal hell for her hatred of religion. There, she'll be subjected to a never-ending screening of [i] An Inconvenient Truth [/i]. Her screams will be audible across the world.

OrSkolnik said...

Clearly I should sleep before I try html tags next time :(. Ignore my stupidity.

Liz Fossett said...

If we hate religion, why do we want to save God's earth?

Why do we choose to not play God with the death penalty?

Why do we accept all and care for all, as we're all God's children?

Why do we believe we should create gun laws to keep children safe?

And what about not accepting earthly goods to do evil? Sure, Jack Abramoff's trips were probably fun, but is that what Jesus would've done?

Won't people go forth and multiply if their children will have a better life (better, less costly education, a cleaner environment, and safer streets)?

And on top of this, if Ann Coulter is sooo religious, doesn't she realize God would accept people of other religions? He wouldn't advocate rounding them all into one area and dropping a bomb on them? If Ann Coulter would just eat something she'd probably regain consciousness.